Lyrics Sex Changes

Dear Mr. and/or Mrs. Sender,
We’re pleased to inform you that your application’s been accepted.
Starting from the time you get this letter,
Your life will be one never-ending “hope you’re feeling better”.
You get your choice of anesthetic.
Ah, we need to chop your cock off,
Tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock.

It might not be what you expected.
Ah ah ah, There is no money back
Once you’ve been ripped off ripped off ripped off.

Today’s a very special day
The boys’ll murder for it
But what will the neighbors say.
It leaves you feeling pretty hollow.
It might be nice to look at.
Don’t forget you’re stuck with it
Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow.

You’re big enough to stop pretending.
You’ll start to really show it in a week or so,
So don’t go saying it’s just come to your attention.
You get more than you’re asking for without the right protection.

Today’s a very special day
And how you’d love to have a little thing with which to play.
But love won’t get you very far
Today be still your beating heart
You’ll have to keep on feeding it
Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow
Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow

Boys will be boys
Will be boys
Will be boys
Will be boys
Will be boys
Will be girls with no warning, girls
Will be girls
Will be guys
Will be boys that don’t cry over toys that they use to beat girls they despise by the morning.
They always said that sex would change you, change you, change you, change you.

No second thoughts the knife is nearing
You’ll never hear the little pitter patter pitter patter
Of this little feat of engineering
Of course I love you and of course it’s what’s inside that matters.

But I think the whole charade is ending
It seems to me to be the only way to keep from getting
Cut off in a long life of regretting.
The doctor’s say that once you get a taste of it you’ll keep on cutting.

But while you happen to be here
Why don't you whisper all those sweet forevers in my ear
Stiff upper lip for all this sorrow
Hurry up and stick it in
You never when it will end
Tomorrow or tomorrow or tomorrow
Tomorrow or tomorrow or tomorrow
Tomorrow or tomorrow or tomorrow
Tomorrow or tomorrow or tomorrow
They always said that sex would change you,
change you, change you, change you