Lyrics Me And The Minibar

Bring to pre-fix dinners up
I'll unwrap the plastic cups
It's just us, my love
It's just us, my love

I will make the room up nice
Put your insides all on ice
It was real true love,
It was real true love.

Close all the windows
Put signs on the handles and
strip down to my dun dun duns...
You have gone so far,
you have gone too far
and tonight, it's just me and the minibar

Candles from the Walmart that
every city's got to have
that I bought last night
that I bought last night

I was so excited to
do such normal things with you
When you left last night
with your toothbrush dry...

No such details will spoil my plans,
that is the kind of girl I am!

Can you hear room 318?
Man, they're really happening.
They're a wild bunch,
they're a wild bunch...

but if they just knew what my night was coming to
GOD would they vomit and run.

You have gone so far,
you have gone too far
and tonight, it's just me and the minibar, nobody else
and I sing at the top of my lungs:
Happy birthday, us...Happy birthday us!