Lyrics The Happiest Days of our Lives

When we grew up and went to school
There were certain teachers who would
Hurt the children in any way they could

"OOF!"

By pouring their derision
Upon anything we did
And exposing every weakness
However carefully hidden by the kids
But in the town, it was well known
When they got home at night, their fat and
Psychopathic wives would thrash them
Within inches of their lives.