Lyrics Only Trouble With Me

(Merle Haggard)

I receive my big promotion down at the lumber yard
And my income tax return will soon be due
I just made my last big payment on my 68 Corver
The only trouble with me is you,

I came up with a winning ticket on a ocean liner tours
And the trip and everything was planned for two
And I arranged for our vacation and the time I thought we'd leave
Now the only trouble at all is you,

Yeah the only trouble with me is you and it's driving me out of my mind
Hey I've done everything a man can do and you refuse me every time
I gave up my bachelor quoters where the secret bet comes down
And the vices that I'm guilty of are few
And everyone who knows me says I'm fun to be around
Oh, the only trouble with me is you.

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Yeah, the only trouble with me is you and it's driving me out of my mind
Hey I've done everything a man can do and you refuse me every time
I gave up my bachelor quoters where the secret bet comes down
And the vices that I'm guilty of are few
And everyone who knows me says I'm fun to be around
Oh, the only trouble with me is you.

Yeah, the only trouble with me is you...