Artist: Insane Clown Posse Album: Dog Beats EP (1991) Title: Wizard Of Delray
Lyrics Wizard Of Delray(Shaggy 2 Dope) One time, the ICP with this shit For you and your boys to say "fuck yeah" to Yo, J, kick some of that shit about the wizard and all that Drop a psycho beat and go on and rap, bald-headed fuck
(Violent J) Aw shit, homeboy, you should of seen me I was flipped at the party drinking a fifth of MD Straight passed-out on his mother's bed Seven cans of brew going through my head Dreaming, I was sipping on Faygo In my dope house, and here comes a tornado Huh, I can't run no where Cause the whole damn house was spinning through the air And don't laugh just yet (Yeah it's landed in muthafuckin' Oz) bet And here comes a three and a half foot pimp With a blue zoot suit and a mack daddy limp Yo, I gotta grip on my weapon 'Cause this midget muthafucker and his boys are steppin "Oh my, look at the witch You crushed and killed that wicked old bitch" And they saying that I'm doomed Cause I killed some hoe that rides on a broom Fuck this, I'm goin back to where I stay And I walking down the yellow brick alley way
(2 Dope) Well, go on muthafucka!
(Violent J) Now I'm roaming just like basehead Everybody know just where the alley led And don't say you don't know Which way to go, yo, there go the scarecrow I ain't playing this bullshit no more So I whip out the nickel plated double-four Best tell my ass how to get back Or I'll blow the straw out your fucking head "You wanna see the wizard?" Fuck yeah, I do "Get me off this pole and I'll come with you" You know the wiz? "Yeah, I used to roll for him Then he gave me on a 'g Now I gotta bullet for him" So me and the crow was walking on bricks Spitting and cussing and holding our dicks Thinking, damn, this ain't how the movie goes I ain't seen one muthafuckin' rainbow Ain't a fresh pair of kicks in the land Just what you thought, there go the tin man How to get to the wizard? "What the fuck I ain't saying shit until you oil me up" I don't see any mutha fuckin oil, bro "Oil me up with a forty of Red Bull" Just like the book said Tin Man was stumbling like a crackhead Old-ass rusted out metal But we was on our way to see the wizard of the ghetto
"Somewhere over the rainbow" (2 Dope) Shut the fuck up bitch Damn, this ain't Kansas, hoe This is the southwest muthafuckin' ghetto zone, bitch So pick your skank ass up And you and Toto get the fuck on
(Violent J) Yeah, we've come a long way Dropin' muthafuckas all the way to Delray And I'm a wonderland story book tourist Gripping that 44, we coming up to the forest Anything could be out there Lions, tigers, and a bear Hoods and hoodlums and theives, oh my Hoods and hoodlums and theives, oh my Hoods and hoodlums and theives, oh my I'm a kick somebody in they fuckin' eye Don't fuck with me at a time like this I'll send out a bullet, guaranteed won't miss So I just move and the hooks are flying "You've come and buck with the fucking lion I want rings, chains, any kind of gold" Or what? "Or I'm a let this nine unfold" Man, fuck this, come back to Del Ray There you can rob muthafuckas every day Crackheads, hoes, whatever you can name Catch all the rich ones coming out the ball game So finally we was at the castle And with the guards, we got no hassle They all just got the fuck out our way I guess even in Oz, they know of Violent J Fuck a wizard
Yo, where's the muthafuckin' wizard stay "Who wants to know?" Violent psychopath J I wanna word with him at gun point Cause there's no place like Detroit
"Welcome to the wizard's kingdom The wizard of the ghetto as it's said Welcome to the wizard's kingdom Sorry, muthafucka, this is where you'll stay Scarecrow, you ain't shit to me And the lion ain't shit but a snack for three Tin Man, don't take me for a sucker I'll chew your ass up. and spit bullets out, muthafucka!"
We let it rain, Servin' out slugs to his muthafucking brain Then I stepped back cool and calm Cause the Tin Man was dropping cluster bombs Everybody know about carjacking So me and the fellas went home macking Jumped in a smooth-ass ride Drop top Geo says "Wiz" on the side Gripped it back to the hood where we came from And that shit was fun Next thing I knew I was back at the party Got up and was finna to tell everybody But I just let it pass Cause I know they'll laugh at my drunk ass |