Lyrics The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath

"I _(you just fill in the blank)_, do hereby solemnly swear, in accordance
with the regulations of the contract with this here rock and roll engagement.
And The Imbecilic Laws of the State of Florida, and the respective regulations
perpetrated by Red-Necks Everywhere! Do Hereby Solemnly Swear!,
UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES, TO REVEAL MY TUBE, WAD, DINGUS,
WEE-WEE, AND OR PENIS ANYPLACE ON THIS STAGE!! THIS does NOT
include Private Showings in the motel room, however."