Lyrics Only when I'm drunk

I get drunk and I stumble to the phone and conjure up a bitch to bone when I'm alone/ Fucked up, tore back I need to take a piss/ Only when I'm drunk ? I sing a song like this/ My grandma and your grandma... Sittin by the fire/ Hold on , turn that beat off ! No, keep it going/ Crazy Town, yo y'all just not known'/ I get drunk and start talking more shit and when I got a gun in my hand/ You better get...Out' Cause my brain Just ain't what it used to be/ Forget trying to rationalize, cover your eyes.

I get ....(Uh!)... damn I'm drunk./ I need a chunck, no better yet a hunk of that funk/ I get ....(Uh!)... damn I'm drunk./ I need a chunk, no better yet/ A hunk of that funk

Yeah I'm good bad, dope I'm freaky fresh/ Imake hip-hop fans say "yes" "yes"/ Crazy's comin' thru you know we're gonna blow up/ hold up wait I think I'm gonna throw up, Na' false alarm/ I'm getting all ladies with my cool charm/ When I get drunk I might even call my daddy a punk/ Yeah , but only when I'm drunk.

Yeah, only when I'm drunk /Only when I'm drunk It happens only when I'm drunk.

It goes, one for the chronic two for the amnesia/ I'm that crazy white boy with the drinks in the freezer/ Bust a one out, two out blitz type of rapper/ That will get you out of your seat quicker than a car jacker/ Sippin' colt forty fever when I'm coolin' with my people/ Got ho's in east Columbus when I'm Billy D. Rico/ "Cause I move like I'm smooth like Like I'm Harry Belafonte/ Lookin' for them suckers that jumped my homey Le Le / All up in this bitch/ with the Gin and Tanqueray dink like Mr.Wendal smoke bud like Dr Dre./ But that's cause I'm old enough to do that of shit/ God damn. I gotta piss/ I pass the mic to Mr. Shift.

I get drunk and can't nobody whoop me/ I'm trippin' it must be that brew that Iwas sippin'/ Kickin' in, guess I shouldn't have mixed it with the Gin/ 'Cause when I'm laying on my back I can feel the room spin/ One too many, I reckon Feelin' I got to hurl any second/ Want to get up but can't move/ Feels like I'm stuck in a groove/ What the fuck was I trying to prove/ I got a knack for downin'' four-o's/ All the hos know them doobie bros/ People call me shift I keep a fifth in my trunk/ I might fuck an ugly bitch, but only when I'm drunk.

Yeah, only when I'm drunk /Only when I'm drunk It happens only when I'm drunk.