Lyrics Some Fantastic

One day I will build a fountain
Drink and never grow old
Then I'll market an elixer
that will eliminate the common cold
Find your sickness on my list
Pay upfront and make a wish

One day I will work with animals
All the tests I'm gonna do
All my stuff's completely natural
and when we're done we'll boil 'em down for glue that we can use to re-adhere
you lips to mine if you were here

There's a lot I will never do
Some fantastic I know it's true
but not as much as my want to be with you

I can't stand to wait in line long
so I built a new machine
It just measures up the distance and then eliminates the folks between

One day I'll construct a satillite
and I'll name it after you
cause you were the greatest friend of all except for when you split my lip in two
To see the look upon your face as I launch you into space

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Bye-bye self-respect
I haven't had much of it since you left
I missed out on the best of you

Some day I will find the secret to your social chemistry
Then I'll print it on a t-shirt and it'll make you wanna be with me
And if i wear it past your work you'll see other guys are jerks
Much like pharimones for flies you will not avoid my eyes

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Bye-bye self-respect
I haven't had much of it since you left
I missed out on the best of you

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