Lyrics Oasis

When i went got to the party
They gave me a forty
And i must have been thirsty
'cause i drank it so quickly

When i got to the bedroom
There was somebody waiting
And it isn't my fault
That he barbarian raped me

When i went to get tested
I brought along my best friend
Melissa mahoney,
Who had once been molested

And she knew how to get there
She knew all the nurses
They were all really friendly
But the test came up positive oh oh

I've seen better days but i don't care
Oh i just sent a letter in the mail...

When i got my abortion
I brought along my boyfriend
We got there an hour,
Before the appointment

And outside the building
There were all these annoying
Fundamentalist christians
We tried to ignore them oh oh

I've had better days but i don't care
Oasis got my letter in the mail...

When vacation was over
The word was all over
That i was a crack whore
Melissa had told them

And so now we're not talking
Except we have tickets
To see blur in october
And i think we're still going oh oh

I've seen better days but i don't care
Oh i just got a letter in the mail...
Oasis sent a photograph
It's autographed and everything
Melissa's gonna wet herself i swear