Lyrics Big Ten Inch Record

(some 'Aaaa')

Well got me the strangest woman
Believe me this trick no cinch
But I try to get her goin'
When I whip out my big 10 inch...

...Record of a band that plays the blues
Well a band that plays the blues
She just love my big 10 inch...
...Record of her favorite blues
No no low

Last night I tried to please her
I gave my love a little pinch
She said stop your jivin'
Now whip out your big 10 inch...

...Record of a band that plays the blues
Well a band that plays the blues
She just love my big 10 inch...
...Record of her favorite blues

I I I cover her with kisses
And when we're in a lover's clinch
She seems all excited
When she begs for my big 10 inch...

...Record of a band that plays the blues
Well a band that plays the blues
She just love my big 10 inch...
...Record of her favorite blues

Mr Whitford
(I want the check)

Well my girl don't go for smokin'
And liquor just make her flinch
Seems she don't go for nothin'
'Cept for my big 10 inch...


...Record of a band that plays the blues
Well band that play the blues
She just love my big 10 inch...
...Record of her favorite blues